Re: [新聞] 宅男為女友慶生　Tiffany 101櫃姐不理 - 品牌

By Adele
at 2009-07-07T20:42

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作者: fatfatman (勃起棒棒糖) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [新聞] 宅男為女友慶生　Tiffany 101櫃姐不理
時間: Tue Jul 7 20:02:09 2009

櫃姐分析表格 Dota 2.0b版

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雙B歐吉桑電子新貴 ABC型男小開平凡上班族宅男
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1.進門時態度鞠躬到45度笑臉迎人濕掉了裝沒看到鄙睨

2.推薦產品談經典款歷史推薦當季新品邊介紹邊摳假裝折衣服 N/A
以及品牌文化談笑風生對方掌心很忙

3.客人需求立刻幫忙調貨邊幫忙調貨跟對方要地址不耐煩臭臉輕蔑
並且宅配到府邊客套聊天親自送去，順便
上床。

4.裝奧客臉介紹主管出來微笑撒嬌誘騙好有feel喔~ 不爽不要買人彘
塑造王見王型
態，在旁陪笑

5.討價還價最低折扣沒折扣，但有贈 So Wet "我們已經虧本下賤
品小禮物或折價在做了"
券。

6.結帳偷摸阿桑的覺得金卡也不錯偷把MSN跟手機邊結邊弄別懷疑
黑卡暗爽。號碼藏在帳單的客人而顯得
中間敷衍，反正已
經到手。

7.客人搭訕為了十萬塊為了赫本包 "是你的話，幹你娘老雞掰報警
被摸屁股被摸大腿都可以喔。"

8.包裝商品 VIP等級包裝精美包裝脫光讓你包裝今天包裝紙用雞掰
還送卡片跟明晚 (輕觸胸口，光了，給你紙
晚宴party邀請卡舔嘴唇。) 袋自己裝好嗎?

9.送客走到門邊，送到門口，約等等LUXY見低頭繼續忙低能
幫忙護住自動門微笑舉手掰掰

10.內心OS 真想嫁入豪門! 有錢真好! 腿都軟了! 浪費老娘時間傻B
(邊想邊算安全期)

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By Edith
at 2009-07-08T05:22

最右邊的還真可憐....還好我不是 ...

By Gilbert
at 2009-07-10T19:02

宅男哈哈哈

By Joseph
at 2009-07-12T06:45

八掛勒

By Erin
at 2009-07-12T23:52

宅男那邊不夠力

By Olive
at 2009-07-16T07:44

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2009-07-19T04:47

每次都很期待看到這個

By Necoo
at 2009-07-21T11:59

一樓..........

By Skylar Davis
at 2009-07-24T20:18

算安全期有好笑

By Bethany
at 2009-07-28T08:16

還蠻屌的

By Connor
at 2009-07-29T16:04

....................

By Zenobia
at 2009-08-02T16:13

7.客人搭訕幹你娘老雞掰....

By Hamiltion
at 2009-08-05T06:28

ABC小開那超靠北= =

By Hedy
at 2009-08-09T09:31

邊介紹邊摳... 對方掌心

By Andy
at 2009-08-14T01:06

哈哈

By Sierra Rose
at 2009-08-18T12:53

原文那位電子新貴不是被記者批成宅男？電子新貴＝宅男

By Rosalind
at 2009-08-19T07:46

報警XD

By Olive
at 2009-08-23T06:45

哇哈哈哈，辛苦您了

By Jake
at 2009-08-26T17:20

臭阿宅

By Bethany
at 2009-08-27T16:35

人致那個好好笑.....................

By Edward Lewis
at 2009-08-31T04:25

這也自卑過頭了

By Liam
at 2009-09-01T12:59

邊結邊弄別的客人好寫實喔

By Jack
at 2009-09-05T04:42

上班族比阿宅慘

By Zora
at 2009-09-10T04:35

這串聊一下午了..釣一堆宅男出來

By Olga
at 2009-09-13T05:08

By Anonymous
at 2009-09-14T21:17

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedwig
at 2009-09-19T14:03

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ida
at 2009-09-24T00:29

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedda
at 2009-09-26T07:02

輪原PO是怨念宅男的可能性?

By James
at 2009-09-29T11:59

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2009-10-01T11:25

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2009-10-03T19:15

4連發!!!

By Thomas
at 2009-10-05T23:47

XDDDDDD

By Mia
at 2009-10-09T13:16

大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lydia
at 2009-10-11T00:27

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Freda
at 2009-10-14T17:34

什麼年代了還電子新貴

By Frederica
at 2009-10-17T14:53

By Enid
at 2009-10-21T19:09

好屌歐

By Caroline
at 2009-10-22T04:45

XDDDDDDDDDDD 看到 N/A 莫名大笑

By Quanna
at 2009-10-24T15:31

讚啊！ XD

By Megan
at 2009-10-26T15:17

最右邊好慘

By Sandy
at 2009-10-28T20:25

太屌了.....

By Quanna
at 2009-10-29T14:49

By Jacky
at 2009-10-31T00:25

擠霸婚

By Sandy
at 2009-11-02T08:31

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2009-11-05T08:01

有好笑～

By Una
at 2009-11-07T08:34

電子新貴不是也自稱宅男嗎?

By Doris
at 2009-11-11T02:56

中肯

By Ivy
at 2009-11-15T02:15

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Belly
at 2009-11-15T23:06

可以借轉joke版嗎

By Jacob
at 2009-11-18T16:53

濕掉了

By Olivia
at 2009-11-20T14:04

還沒看完先推N/A

By Gary
at 2009-11-21T12:36

電子新貴=有錢＋宅男

By Belly
at 2009-11-22T12:34

哈哈哈

By Tom
at 2009-11-23T23:26

上班族被罵髒話了...

By Wallis
at 2009-11-27T15:23

哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD沒西斯版八卦都部八卦了

By Joseph
at 2009-11-30T05:29

金好球

By Joseph
at 2009-12-02T17:58

根據英國研究科技新貴有八成都是宅男正在放無薪假

By Daph Bay
at 2009-12-06T10:53

我笑了

By Annie
at 2009-12-08T10:52

法~~西~~斯~~大~~軍~~駕~~到~~~~~~~~

By Linda
at 2009-12-12T13:20

人彘好罕見的用語!

By Tom
at 2009-12-16T20:16

宅男那一欄的N/A是怎樣??....XD

By Blanche
at 2009-12-17T11:20

中肯！對於笨貓這種死宅男百貨公司完全不敢進去.........

By Hedwig
at 2009-12-17T13:53

現在還有25-35的電子新貴嗎?????

By Ula
at 2009-12-21T20:23

邊想邊算安全期....= =

By Oscar
at 2009-12-24T22:30

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Thomas
at 2009-12-24T23:39

怎麼沒有歪果人?XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2009-12-29T22:45

其實有蠻多科技人年薪130萬阿

By Ina
at 2010-01-01T06:17

推被平凡上班族客人搭訕...按陰揚老雞排 XD

By Anonymous
at 2010-01-03T20:34

阿宅好可憐..........XD

By Rosalind
at 2010-01-08T00:42

很中肯阿= =

By George
at 2010-01-08T11:41

By Anonymous
at 2010-01-11T21:35

我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2010-01-15T22:50

現在已經沒有第二列了啦XDDDDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2010-01-16T13:04

女人豐胸細腰，放蕩風騷，不是掏你腰包，就是補你黑刀！

By Yedda
at 2010-01-18T08:34

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Edwina
at 2010-01-20T07:51

.....................推一下@@

By Zenobia
at 2010-01-22T06:03

By Leila
at 2010-01-25T02:12

好笑~~~~~~~~~~~xDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Iris
at 2010-01-28T13:40

超屌欸 XDDDDDDD

By Charlie
at 2010-01-31T23:50

原po怨念太重= =

By Olga
at 2010-02-03T12:31

好笑到爆炸XDDDDDDDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-02-08T10:18

XDDDDDDDD

By Oliver
at 2010-02-11T23:26

有笑有推啦！！！

By Steve
at 2010-02-13T09:43

本週最中肯

By Gilbert
at 2010-02-18T08:28

有這麼濕嗎...

By Lydia
at 2010-02-19T10:46

今日最中肯

By Jessica
at 2010-02-21T17:57

人彘到底是什麼意思?

By Tracy
at 2010-02-24T16:15

人彘：是指把人變成豬的一種酷刑, GJ!

By Thomas
at 2010-02-25T12:40

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Mason
at 2010-02-25T15:10

By Donna
at 2010-02-27T09:03

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Caroline
at 2010-02-27T13:10

推

By Freda
at 2010-02-28T12:00

d"a"ta?

By Michael
at 2010-03-01T10:25

pu....

By Belly
at 2010-03-04T00:01

有笑有推

By Suhail Hany
at 2010-03-04T14:57

中肯推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lily
at 2010-03-05T03:55

有學到廖大精隨

By Robert
at 2010-03-06T09:18

人彘：古代酷刑之一剁四肢削鼻斷舌挖眼去耳非常兒童不宜

By Caroline
at 2010-03-10T22:24

是古代所有刑罰中的極致... 適用於天理不容罪大惡極的罪犯

By Margaret
at 2010-03-14T04:36

為什麼這麼老梗的比較文我會笑了 XD

By Lydia
at 2010-03-19T02:43

XDDDDD

By Margaret
at 2010-03-19T18:59

可以GOOGLE一下不過請準備嘔吐袋必要時請就醫謝謝~~

By Xanthe
at 2010-03-21T01:13

簡直是超級中肯的分析 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Gary
at 2010-03-21T17:24

人彘：砍斷手腳弄瞎雙眼丟入糞坑活活淹死的酷刑

By Suhail Hany
at 2010-03-24T08:36

沒人轉去笑話版阿等等被版主坎了

By Bethany
at 2010-03-26T06:20

看到人彘笑了X

By Agnes
at 2010-03-27T08:25

一樓算是第一族群? XDDD

By Rosalind
at 2010-03-29T12:02

ABC小開那邊最好笑

By Emma
at 2010-04-02T18:40

怨念！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

By Una
at 2010-04-03T03:46

我笑了XD 推

By Oliver
at 2010-04-07T06:41

PUMA是病拜金是病自卑是病被害妄想也是病

By Zora
at 2010-04-09T20:29

我不會轉文耶誰要幫我 (抓頭)

By Jake
at 2010-04-13T18:01

也有皇后對皇帝寵妃行人彘之刑未必是罪犯

By Doris
at 2010-04-15T05:08

按x打joke enter

By Megan
at 2010-04-17T16:50

型男小開跟宅男形容的很好笑

By Regina
at 2010-04-20T00:58

SO WET

By Ula
at 2010-04-20T16:04

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ivy
at 2010-04-20T20:51

太強大了版主要M

By Daniel
at 2010-04-23T20:16

你辛苦了

By Brianna
at 2010-04-24T06:22

好慘..

By Adele
at 2010-04-28T02:12

推！用詞夠絕！

By Tom
at 2010-04-30T21:24

XDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2010-05-04T14:16

中肯到靠杯

By Brianna
at 2010-05-05T00:22

只能推了

By Zanna
at 2010-05-06T13:51

要爆了

By Lauren
at 2010-05-07T05:07

By Frederica
at 2010-05-07T06:21

有笑有推,原PO好幽默

By Linda
at 2010-05-10T23:53

推摳掌心

By Odelette
at 2010-05-12T06:12

這個要大推

By Adele
at 2010-05-12T13:13

推推~~

By Catherine
at 2010-05-15T12:16

宅男那邊字太少

By Joe
at 2010-05-16T20:30

櫃姐真的都是這種心態嗎好現實阿.........

By Regina
at 2010-05-18T16:16

XDDDD

By Elizabeth
at 2010-05-19T00:17

中肯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2010-05-21T06:18

用心~推! XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By David
at 2010-05-25T22:34

哈哈哈哈

By Emma
at 2010-05-27T22:28

推薦這張表格

By Bethany
at 2010-05-29T12:30

字少但是到位字字見血宅男沒什麼好說的 XD

By Zenobia
at 2010-06-01T02:49

這不推行嗎???

By Rae
at 2010-06-02T17:32

N/A!!!!! 沒有資料的意思嗎哈太貼切了也可以用 0kb

By Necoo
at 2010-06-05T04:15

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Erin
at 2010-06-09T21:30

By Linda
at 2010-06-11T00:19

XDDDD

By Olivia
at 2010-06-15T17:58

中肯

By Hardy
at 2010-06-16T15:15

宅男 Q_Q

By Delia
at 2010-06-18T03:31

=====太長了啦怎麼當簽名黨用!!!=======

By Quanna
at 2010-06-18T05:58

真的有這種人的存在

By Kyle
at 2010-06-21T05:33

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 很中肯

By Poppy
at 2010-06-22T12:26

幾霸昏

By Hamiltion
at 2010-06-23T20:58

By Una
at 2010-06-28T09:29

那個幹你娘老機掰害我一直笑 XDDDDD

By Charlotte
at 2010-07-01T14:29

幾霸昏 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hazel
at 2010-07-03T02:04

噓的都是櫃姐嗎

By Olga
at 2010-07-05T17:19

表面都被看不起了經該是要檢討自己才是~

By Kama
at 2010-07-06T11:50

其實蠻中肯的~但我比較好奇他們怎看的出來有不有錢

By Daniel
at 2010-07-09T15:43

可能看多了吧~ 大概就知道有錢沒錢買東西的態度

By Eartha
at 2010-07-12T14:40

推個中肯行不行啊

By Connor
at 2010-07-14T19:59

男生看表女生看珠寶, 所以要把表藏起來裝神秘XD

By Valerie
at 2010-07-19T09:44

電子新"跪"吧..還貴勒,現在根本都是被操到沒命的工程師

By Carolina Franco
at 2010-07-23T03:05

噓的都是櫃姐嗎??

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